Classic Myspace Bulletins 3: America's cup challenge

TEAM RC: AMERICA'S CUP CHALLENGE

In a bold new initiative Team Reality, from Compound HQ announced their plans to contest The America’s Cup, whenever it’s happening.

Calling on vast overseas capital and vested financial interests, Team Reality have brought to the table an intensive campaign with a budget of over $37.

Team Leader Evil Robot:

“It’s about Kiwi pride. It’s about courage. It’s about showing the world that Kiwis can do it. We may not be backed by rich white financier type cats like these other guys, but we’ve shown that New Zealand can do it once and we can do it again. All we need is a dream and a “we can do it” kiwi attitude. And socks. A shitload of fucking socks.”

The Team Reality yacht will most likely be made of wood, say team designers. Or Plastic. Or some secret new awesome new shit that they haven’t thought of yet. They are said to be in sponsorship negotiations with supermarket giant Foodtown. “Well, if we can get a whole lot of those plastic bags, we might be able to make a sail. We could get a lighter and try and melt them together.”

And the $37? "That's a flat white, a long black, A mocha Latte, A soy Latte, two soya mocha lattes and a packet of Marlboro."

Team Reality will be representing “The Grey Lynn Park Paddling Pool Yacht Club” based at the paddling pool in Grey Lynn Park.