Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Classic Myspace Bulletins 4: Hey

Hullo there, friend to the Reality Compound!

Howsit going? We hope you are well.

Our agenda is about bringing more information, humour and understanding to Myspace, and through seeking to build up a relationship of trust with our friends, it is important that we do not indulge in anything that would compromise that trust in our mission to destroy fakeness. It is not our intention to promote our music. Our music is shit, it’s supposed to be.

We here at the compound were just writing to you to dicuss in earnest ways in which we might acquire more friend requests specifically because we DO NOT WHORE.

But we understand it is only through hard work and commitment to what you are doing have you built up your friends list. We are not asking you to simply Whore us because we have asked. We are looking for ways in which we can reciprocate a possible whoring of our profile, appreciating that it is a huge favour, especially as we cannot reciprocate in kind. We can offer anything from a copy of our forthcoming CD-rom, a feature on Reality Compound CD-Rom or show, to the myspace equivalent of doing your dishes for a week. If there’s something we can do, just ask.

Thanks, TEAM RC

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