Riffing on intro

Okay.

Emo Matt aka "Mutt Ersay" [Matt RC]


"Like . . . - Hi! I’m Matt! Remember me when those like samoan guys chucked me in that bin?

That was like . . . SO embarrassing! so guess what? I so like totally quit my job and became cool on the internet!!!!!

Yeah! I wanted to be like cool, like in a band and have like . . . these sweeping passionate interludes and fascinating and mysterious journeys of purpose and understanding, romantic, meaningful . . .

I wanted to be LIKE A TOTALLY SUPER FAMOUS MEGA UBER STAR!!! LIKE, BIGGER THAN THE WORLD!! I wanted to touch the lives of people everywhere and not get charged!

I wanted them to remember ME, MATT!

I wanted my life to be like in the movies!

But I wanted it to be real . . .

AND I GOT SICK OF FRICKIN WAITING ALREADY!!!"

Cue music/montage

Cue titles: "REALITY COMPOUND wv"

*webvision. I should call it "webvision" from now on. or "netvision"? shit/