Classic myspace bulletin 39: About what you said

About what you said . . .

I know what you're doing.

So stop it.

I've seen what's been going on. And I mean it. I'm not saying this to anybody else, and I know what you're thinking, but you can say what you like. It's not gonna wash with me. It's not happening. Not on MY space, bucko. So you can just take your medicine and calm the fuck down.

You think I wanted all this?

You think I wanted it like this?

I wanted to be happy, but YOU wanted it like this! Last time we spoke, what did we say? That's right. But look now, here we are again.

You, and me.

Same old FUCKING story. Read the movie, saw the book, it's all the fucking same isn't it? you don't think about me?

You don't even know who I am!

I'm just this huge nothing to you!

YOU DON'T FUCKING THINK ABOUT ME!!!!

Sometimes I swear you wish I was dead. That's how you feel isn't it? The way you look at me, I swear . . .

Well I'm not FUCKING dead.

And you're not getting rid of me that easy. You can fuck yourself, because you just don't do that to people.

What are you trying to achieve? You think you can just change everything now? After . . . everything?

Look, it's finished, forget about it, just give it up. Do us both a favour. You can't win this one. Don't even bother.

It's over.

Classic myspace bulletin 32: Grumpy Fucker

Grumpy Fucker

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with world. Let me tell you something. It's people. Shoot the lot of them. Bunch of Assholes. Let me tell you about people:

People point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

People are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. Lazy. Assholes!

People say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? Idiots.

People say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

People say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I'm sitting here so I can look at the floor.

People ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

So something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. Fuckwits. Do they think we're stupid?

So you're waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

People say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

Pack of fucking old dogs dicks. I'll be happy when I'm dead.