Grumpy Fucker
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with world. Let me tell you something. It's people. Shoot the lot of them. Bunch of Assholes. Let me tell you about people:
People point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
People are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. Lazy. Assholes!
People say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? Idiots.
People say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
People say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I'm sitting here so I can look at the floor.
People ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
So something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. Fuckwits. Do they think we're stupid?
So you're waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
People say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
Pack of fucking old dogs dicks. I'll be happy when I'm dead.
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