Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Classic myspace bulletin 28: Yeast Infection

This is just a quiet note to all our hardcore fans concerning a side project of a core Reality Compound and Style Over Substance member who shall remain nameless, principally because he enjoys strutting round in fishnet stockings and very little - in fact - nothing else, except for his docs.

http://www.myspace.com/yeastinfection

Of course being a member of Team RC requires a certain outgoing creative and spontaneous um . . . "streak" and RC members are required to spend at least an hour a week wearing nothing but a single sock around the Compound. Body Image insecurity and self consciousness was quickly marked as a "problem area" by Team RC psychological hygienists.

This is deemed fundamental to the psychological development of Compound members - as the peoples of east Africa i.e. the Masai Mara, stretch the neck, lip, and earlobe, so must Team RC stretch the Comfort Zone to allow for deeper penetration into the pysche of the spectator in our performances.

This has become prioritized now that our success on mypace has brought on calls for the Reality Compound radio and television projects to go ahead much earlier than planned.

www.myspace.com/yeastinfection

We would link the picture, but we have young girls on our friends list, who shouldn't really be subjected to male nudity without discretion.

So um yes . . . can you guess which RC Team member chose this delightful ensemble as his halloween "costume"? (photo is taken from the RC vs Catguts Halloween Trick or Treat night. THAT is another story, but we definately got more candy than them. Maybe because of the naked man, maybe not.)

As an aside, Rick and I were watching Rick's favourite show, "24" last night, when an add for vaginal thrush relief comes on!!!

Imagine my embarrassment when Rick looks at me with his little Grouse eyes and asks me: "What's vaginal thrush?"

I told him it was Bread that grows on your bits if you wear tight trousers all the time. Luckily Kiefer returned to screen promptly to save me anymore embarrassment.

I love Rick. He's so cute, with his "drumming" and his wee log. And he gets so excited when "24" is on.

http://www.myspace.com/rickthegrouse

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