good riddance to facebook

So I was reading that thing in the sunday herald about facebook.

Oooohhh facebook has peaked has it?

That’s because no one gets fucking laid on facebook.

Its not only run by some of the most evil uber libertarian nazi fuckers you can imagine (yes! WORSE than rupert Murdoch!)

Full of just gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gayness in the form of the most gay apps.

Where’s the "Get fucked off your face, crash your black sportscar and wake up naked next to some chick who’s name you’ve forgotten." app????I’m serious.

Is boring as hell because it’s full of people you already know are boring and already know youre a pervert, and it’s really hard to stalk people you barely know or can persuade to "meet up" . . . "y’know just to hang out".

And of course NOW It’s just full of ratty arse advertising. WAY worse than myspace, and even worse than spam because it’s all allowed.

So facebook is over. Good fuckin riddance, I never liked it anyway.

STUPID FUCKIN FACEBOOK WIDGET DOESN’T EVEN WORK.YOU COULD HAVE BEEN DEAD FOR 6 MONTHS AND I WOULDN’T KNOW BECAUSE I’M ON FACEBOOK WHERE STALKING IS BAD MEANWHILE ON MYSPACE I’VE ALREADY BEEN SHOT DEAD IN THE CROSSFIRE BETWEEN MYSPACE ADMIN AND THE SPAMMERS.

Spam staright and spam true, oh ye followers of the tigers penis!!!