EMERGENCY ARSECTOMY
One lucky Napier teenager is now safe and happy recovering after an alarming incident, in which crappy Auckland-based music collective Reality Compound saved the day.
Sending a message to congratulate the teen on her recent venture into the adult movie industry, the internet savvy Band members became concerned that an apparent reference to llama’s was actually a far more deep and sinister cry for help – and alarm bells began to sound when the bandmates realised the poor girl had in fact laughed her ass off.
The quick thinking musos dashed to the scene of the emergency and were able to act in time to stop the laughter and save the arse from any permanent damage by performing an emergency arsectomy on the spot.
Said a spokesman for the band:
“She was the brave one. Besides . . . we got to touch her ass.”
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
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