Hipsters, k?
We are hipsters, alright?
Do you know what the fuck that means?
People who read dead trees on white bread like the Herald and the fucking Listener know that we know what is cool, even if some of you stupid fuckers don't.
Do you know what we do all day? We ruthlessly take the piss out of one another and deliver ferocious cuts to the ego concerning theories on musical and fashion trends, and new directions in modern thinking.
So if some of you little fucking teeny boppers don't back up off of our shit you are gonna be made an example of, because it runs deeply in our veins and we can't just stand here tolerating your obnoxious affronts with a plastic smile on our faces, like you will ever even concieve what it is to be connoisseurs of cool such as we.
To all our hipster friends, it's all good. Just taking out a bit of human trash here on the 'space before it becomes a pest control issue.
Now anyone around the compound this morning may have heard Zed playing, but I assure you this was simply an abberration caused by the fact that our mother/aunty was visiting and she wanted to listen to her "Nature's best" CD.
Now in other news . . . new track
"GET SOME PUSSY!"
featuring local electro maniac rave freak 4.5 hertz!!
especially for our friend albi, the white pussy!!!
"We gots cats cold rockin like strays at foodtown
We gotta get some pussy yeah up in this thing now
So all you tabbys and all you long hairs
Gotta get some pussy now, just like the compound says!"
get some pussy!
get some pussy!
GET SOME PUSSY!
GET SOME PUSSAY!!!
YEAH, AND YOU KNOW THIS!!!!
AND WE'RE COMING UP ON OUR 1000th add!!!
Definately celebrations and messages of love and respect to ensue!
I said “Hipsters, K?”
I repeat, for those who didn't get it the first time!
We are hipsters and we are intellectuals.
We are university men and have a proud history rooted in Grey Lynn and 12 years experience of the uptown hipster scene.
Hipsters are ferocious beasts who prey upon unsuspecting Teeny Boppers with no knowledge of hip or intellectual ways. But we have put these ways aside in the spirit of comraderie, oneness, unity, and understanding.
But if you fucking little teeny boppers don't engage your brains before asking us stupid fucking questions YOU WILL BE MADE AN EXAMPLE OF.
I mean you could . . . use your brain . . to get your eyes to read . . . our profile . . . y'know?
I'm sorry but it's in our very nature as snide, pretentious hipsters to do so. We will repost you as a bulletin, and your picture, and your stupid questions in a bulletin to all our friends, k?
ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE A DISRESPECTFUL TONE.
Who are you?
Are you a band?
What are you trying to do?
Why do you post bulletins all the time?
What are you talking about?
Do you understand how much of this we get? Fuck off, already!
If you're that much of an idiot, we can't really help you with that, I'm sorry! But be quiet and you might fucking learn something!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
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