Classic Myspace Bulletins 12: Deadspace.com

www.deadspace.com

Again, another bulletin for all our friends who are dead, or connected to the other side. I know you hate all these annoying "add this/that person" bulletins but we actually only know three dead people who haven't passed over to the light.

IAN CURTIS

www.deadspace.com/imiancurtis

Ian Curtis is a singer and sometimes helps out with our tunes but we always credit "MC I'm Ian Curtis" because our connection with him isn't particularly strong and you can never be 100% sure if it's really his spirit, or some fat old loser spirit pretending he's like this hipster icon spirit. Fake accounts - what're you gonna do?

For those who don't know Ian, he was the singer of New Order back when they were Joy Division, and their name was taken from that of the "Aryan" women hand picked by Hitlers breeding program to be repeatedly impregnated by the finest "Aryan" stock from the SS, hitlers elite guard. (Girls. remember that word we've been learning? Irony?)

You might know their song "Love will tear us apart". They weren't extremely good but they were extremely influential and are thus extremely hip.

RICK THE GROUSE

www.deadspace.com/rickthegrouse

Rick was a funny bird (a "grouse") who worked with us in the compound and died last week from Bird Flu. We actually haven't heard from him since he died, but, hey, you know what a fiend he was on Myspace!

Of course this probably had more to with the fact that the actor who played Rick in Reality Compound was caught having an affair with one of the young starlets who was said to be linked romantically to one of the shows main stars.

MATE DEJANAVICH

www.deadspace.com/matedejanavich

Mate (pronounced like matty, it's slavic) Dejanavich is a friend of ours here at the compound, and he rooms with Evil Robot, where he is believed to have hung himself in 1925. His only direct contact has been with Mother Robot and Grandmother Robot, at which point he indicated his identity and made a request for help.
Other than playing with the light fittings now and again, Mate has been fairly docile of recent years, most notably as his favourite prowling spot on the porch outside his room is now being used more predominantly as a thoroughfare and there is a strong suspision he has actually gapsed it off to the light, the cheeky old sod, the dirty dog diddler, but nah, good on'm if he has.