Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Classic Myspace Bulletins 10: Why Linkin park isn't cool

Why Linkin Park are totally like, the coolest band.

Cos like, they were like, before they were Linkin Park right, they were like Hybrid Theory, and I don't know if they were shit back then, but that was like, totally their name.

And then like they just totally like had this awesome idea! I mean apart from the fact that they totally like invented putting DJ's together with like a band and that, but then like, they said:

"Why don't we like, totally change our name to like Lincoln Park! Cos like, that's where we totally hang out, and like skate and stuff and we don't do drugs. Cos drugs are wrong. And like we'll totally like, change the spelling and spell it like y'know, like - "Linkin" so it's kinda like "korn" or "bizkit" - like it's like you totally have to have a K in your name if you're gonna make it in the industry.

But what turned out to be totally the coolest thing about changing their name to Linkin Park was that their CD's were now right next to all the Limp Bizkit CD's so any kids who were totally like into Limp Bizkit would like totally check us out and the be totally, like into Linkin Park!!!

Then they became like totally like famous and it was all like totally cool from then. And they called our album Hybrid Theory so that was all good as well.

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