Classic myspace bulletin 22: Add Juan

Add Juan

Hola Chicas!

I am Juan, and I look for women who can handle my fire. Fire from the thrust of my hips and my huge manhood. I love hot cars and even hotter women. You would like to ride in my Z-28, yes? It is flaming red and hot like my manhood. I can teach you the sexual Rumba, and your head will explode like a hot tamale! You will scream, Jesus Christo! My head explode like a hot tamale! But no, not Jesus Christo, it is Juan that make you scream when your head explode like a hot tamale --from red hot salsa manhood you become slave to.

You think they tough in East LA? let me show you tough. I drink gasoline. I eat metal appliances. I shit on homies from East LA and they say, Oh no, it is Juan, come to East LA to steal our bitches and eat our metal appliances. And yes, I steal the bitches and all burn up in the fire of hot Rumba passion, making your head explode like a hot tamale.

I show you machismo. I drink homies gasoline and drive away in my red hot Z-28 and all homies say, Oh no, Juan drink our gasoline and drive away with our bitches.

So, if you look real nice and you like hot picante in your panties then we get together and have a real good time.