Mangoes are bad
This is our commitment to you our friends, that as the champagne pours and the special cigarettes get passed around that we renew our oath to bring light where once there was darkness and say . . .
Mangoes are very, very bad.
Mangoes were created as the perfect fruit, flavoursome like a citrus, juicy and sweet like a delicious peach or nectarine, filled with nutrients, soft and morish like the banana, New Zealand's favourite fruit.
But lo! Heed our word when we say beware of the Mango!
For after a dizzying feast of mangoes on this night just past, here we still remain almost some 24 hours later with toothpick and dental floss in hand picking that damn shit out of our teeth!
For all it's juicy goodness, it really is not worth it! Dally not with it's sweet tender fibres that in days to follow you shall be maddened by the tenacious strands!!
Hey-nah, Hey-nah our butlers back.
It has been an awesome 24 hours here in the compound following yesterdays 1000+ add celebration!!!
As planned we have also entered 2nd Phase, especially with help from our friend, and internet technician Whore I Fucking Is, who is on a noble quest to support underground music.
http://www.myspace.com/whoreiam
It is the first day of summer here in New Zealand, and it feels great!!! All our contracts and order of business at the K.urb Corporation have been determined for the rest of the year, we are paid up and the K.urb christmas party is all planned out. We continue to plan next years CD-rom, TV project and Australasian tour.
BUT IN ADDITION, OUR BUTLER DANIEL HAS RETURNED FROM PRISON!!! After recieving a non custodial sentence, Daniel has returned to his work here at the compound which means:
No dishes!!!
No cleaning the shower!!!
No mowing the lawn!!!
Just research, music, and being pretentious hipster fuckwits!!!!
This is just fucking ace!!!!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment