Workin' it like what!

Workin’ it like what!

It may sound like I'm a complete loser but once my phone started ringing, I was ready to go!

Holidays. Boring.

I'd rather be marketing.

I gotta call from Hollywood, up and coming pop star . . . oh shit I really cant say, you wouldn't have heard of him. But he's heard about my work. He moves in international diplomacy as a representative of his home state of Liechenstein, this fricken james bond kinda Swiss tax haven place. Stupid cash. He rolls with like, Snoop and MJ and Barack.

And he's calling me up about making online heat for his new club slammer "Girl I wanna C U Naked". It's gotta eastern flute and a robot voice that goes . . .

"Girl. Girl. I wanna C U Naked. Girl. Girl."

Then he stats into his bit, y'know the usual business about how "it's poppin' in the spot" and theres lots of cars with big shiny wheels etc.

And I thought to myself . . .

This guy is like . . .

this guy could totally be bigger than K fed.

I fuckin love my job.



You see being a marketing guy, it seems that people know I'm good, they just don't know what I'm good at.

So I got offered $500 a day to go round filming peoples businesses so I thought why not? I can learn to work a video camera! How hard can it be?

Well actually . . . I kinda built a stage in my garage so I could film bands. We had mad . . . debris . . . but we cleared that shit out!!!




Next thing . . . my cousins like "We could build a skate ramp in here."

Well. I guess.

I was kinda more interested in using the dinghy to recreate Moby Dick on Youtube.

Well we found a harpoon! Bring some bum off the street to be crazy captain ahab and I've got another friend who would make a great white whale.

And a harpoon hanging out of his head would just look so stylish!


I'm getting shivers.

I think I'm the next spielberg.