Saturday, April 12, 2008

Chicks in Space featuring Matt's brain a memory stick

Chicks in space featuring matts brain on a memory stick

I’m on this whole colonisation of space trip.




My mate’s always going on about how the world is headed for disaster.



Me, I’m pretty confident in technology. The internet is making the global community a reality.



That’s why I hate hippies protesting about GE and nuclear power. Where mature (green) free market societies can rise so GE and nuclear power will not be used by white corporate fucks to fuck poor peoples asses . . . it’ll save our asses.



If we run out of oil we’ll synthesize it with biofeul.

If we run out of water making biofeul we’ll synthesize it with nuclear powered desalinators (y’know so we can water plants with the sea and stuff)

But all those poor people overseas will keep starving! We seriously need more condoms. Thats not a joke.



Things will probably get a bit nasty in our lifetimes, but we’ll get through. And with the advances in genetics . . .

what if people born in the 20th century were the last humans to die? That’d suck!

Then it’s off to space.



You know those ultra feminists how they don’t need men, y’know the "as long as there’s sperm on ice then we’re good without men" types?

Well, I just bummed out.




Boys won’t be going to colonise space. We’ll take up too much room. Way more room than a sperm bank. It’ll just add to the cost and damage to the atmosphere when you launch extra shit into space, in this case, like dudes.




Chicks will colonise space.




See THERE’s a movie I might be interested in watching. Like hot chicks on Saturn and aliens and stuff.




Well I’m still going to space before I die. Look down on the earth. That will be a trip.



Literally. By the time I get to that age I’m going to liberally self medicating. Dying of old age will be considered so 21st century.



But then I’m just going to upload to my brain and like chill. Then email it to the girls out on the moons of Saturn we’re they’ll have grown me a nice clone to download my brain into.



SWEEEEEEET



YES TONIGHT WE’RE GONNA PARTY LIKE ITS TWO THOUSAND AND NINETY NINE!!!!

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